Man Mitro,
sapa sing ora kenal Man Mitro,ari bocah jaman kuna ya pasti ngerti,Man Mitro kuwe asline wong cirebon,tapi wis suwe manggon ning karangturi,sebabe deweke dagng dolanane bocah cilik ning pasar,jaman kuna sing dagang dolanan ya mung Man Mitro tok langka liyane,mobil-mobilan,motor-motoran,kapal-kapalan nganti bahan peledak alias mercon anan ning warunge Man Mitro,nyong salut karo deweke sebab banget kreatife,gelas wadah banyu mineral gen angger ning tangane Man Mitro bisa dadi kitiran,dadi langka barang mubah nig tangane Man Mitro,nganti ana ungkapan yen Man Mitro kuwe wong paling sugih se kota Bumiayu,sebabe nduwe mobil,motor,kapal karo lautanne.
Taun 2002,
nyong pegaweane dadi tukang Las ( Las Los ) alias klendangan,metu sore balik esuk,padahal dolane ora adaoh,njubleg ning umahe Heri Kawir,mburi toko Bahari,ning kono rame nggo nongkrong bocah,ana komunitas Pecinta Alam karo Komunitas musik.
Sore-sore bar adus karo madang,nyong los lunga sing umah,dina kiye bocah-bocah pada ngejak latian musik,nyong waktu semono dadi vokalis,nembange lagu-lagune BOB MARLEY karo Tony Q Rastafara,ngumpule ning umahe Heri Kawir,anjog kono esih sepi tembe ana Heri Kawir tok lagi gitaran ning jembatan sing arep mlebu ning umahe.
" Her,angga,panji durung pada teka apa? ( nyong takon ning Heri Kawir )
"Durung hep,arep latian apa?" ( Heri semaur ning nyong )
"Iya kyeh Her,mangkane nyong durung apal lagune"
" Lagune sapa sih Bob marley apa Tony Q?"
"Bob Marley Her,I Shot The Seriff,ente apal musike belih "
" Ya apal men yah hep,wis giyan ente nembang tak iringi ben ngko latian ora kedangdapan"
"ya wis jreng rah mulai" ( nyong mulai nembang )
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh!
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.)
Yeah! All around in my home town,
They're tryin' to track me down;
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a deputy,
For the life of a deputy.
"Hob Hob Hob...hep,cengkoke sing bener rah,aja nggo cengkok kaliwadas,kaya qosidahan bae ente tah"( Heri nyetop nyong lagi nembang,dumEhE,jare cengkoke nyong kaya cengkok Qosidahan )
"lah kudune nyong nggo cengkok endi Her,cengkok linggapura apa? I shot the seriff eb but idid'nt es shoot no ed deputy,...kaya kuwe apa her?
"wkwkwkwkkkkkkk ya kaya kuwe yakena, Ishot the seriff versi linggapura" ( herine semaur )
Bolak-balik latian karo Heri akhire nyong lancar nembange,barang lagi nyruput kopi karo ngrokok klepas klepus,ujug-ujug kenet mobil sirampog ( arane Sakmad ) marek,ning kono memang perek tem-teman mobil Sirampog ning ngarep umahe kaji sopani almarhum.
"mas nyong melu nggabung lah kayong asik nemen rika-rika pada nembang,kuwe miki lagu dangdut terbaru apa?" ( kenete takon maring nyong karo heri )
"wadukmu dilaos,mad kiye lagune Bob marley ente tah ora bakal ngerti" ( heri njawab karo mucu-mucu )
"Bob Marley sih wong endi mas?" ( sakmad takon maning )
"wong negara daha ,bojone wong Teblog Mad" ( nyong semaur )
"wkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwk" ( heri ngekek seporete )
"owh kaya kuwe,nyong tembe ngerti kweh,wong negara daha ana sing dadi biduan" ( sakmad ngandel bae )
" gyeh mas ngampura ya,nyong kiye pan curhat,anakku arep mlebu SMP,tapi nyong pegaweane ngenEt bae,nyong kepengin olih penghasilan sing luwih,mbarah njaluk sarane rika-rika mbokan ana info pegawean "(nyong mbatin kiye wong ora salah curhat kepengin pegawean tapi maring wong sing lagi pada nganggur )
"Lah ente bisa apa Mad,selain ngenEt?" ( heri takon maring Sakmad )
" Nyong Saiki wis bisa nyupir mas heri,mbokan ana wong butuh Supir mas,nyong ya wis gawe SIM A koh,kiyeh SIM-e" ( deweke mbuka dompet nindokna SIM-e )
"oooh ana Mad,tanggane Hepi butuh Supir akeh,ente gari milih ngko pan nggo mobil apa" ( nyong mikir maning sapa sih tanggane nyong sing sugih mobile akeh )
"Sapa sih Her tanggane nyong sing butuh supir?"
" Lah kae sih Hep Man Mitro" ( Heri ngomong karo matane kedEp-kedEp nein kode ning aku arep ngerjani si Sakmad )
"oh ya bener mad,ente mana bae maring umahe,umahe kuweh sing PLN ngulon takon bae Man Mitro ya kenal kabeh" ( nyong semaur karo nahan gemuyu )
"Temenan kiye mas,dih maturnuwun nemen yah mas,kayong rejeki nomplok nemen kiye,bar nggawe Sim langsung ana lowongan"( Sakmad nganti bungah nemen raine merkabak kayong pan nangis )
" Wis mana gagiyan ngko keburu,di cupi ding wong liya mobile'( Heri ngongkon maring Sakmad )
"Iya Mas kiye nyong langsung mangkat" ( mbok plencing bae Sakmad mlayu nggitir )
Ning Umahe Man Mitro,
Kulonuwuuuuuuunnnnnn....dog dog dog dog ( Sakmad nggedor umahe Man Mitro )
"Iya monggo,ngko sedlat Mas,nyong lagi mbenerna sarung"( man mitro semaur sing njero )
krekeeeettttt...tt..ttttt...( suara lawang dibuka )
"nuwun sewu pak,nopo leres niki dalemE Man Mitro?"( sakmad takon karo crengas-crenges )
"iya bener,nyong Man Mitro ,ana apa yah mas,oh ya mene mlebu mas njagong ndisit" ( man Mitro ngejak njagong ning sakmad )
"nepangaken kulo Sakmad saking Sirampog,kulo angsal informasi saking tanggane njenengan Mas Hepi kalih mas heri jarene njenengan butuh Supir katah,leres nopo mboten?"( man Mitro kaget,karo nyrenges-nyrenges )
"oh kaya kuwe mas,ya ngko sedelat sampeyan ngenteni ning kene yah,nyong tak njikot mobile" ( Man mitro mlebu ning njero,sakmad nyrenges,ning bayangane deweke,dih kiye wong apikan temen,tembe perkenalan tok gen wis pan dijikotna mobil )...
( gusrak-gusrak,man mitro metu nggendong karung )
"daning mbekto karung pak?" ( sakmad takon ning Man Mitro )
( man Mitro nggetem bae karo mbuka taline karung,bar kuwe karunge dijunjung,...mbok glutraaakkkk suarane )
" Kuweh sampeyan milih pan nggo mobil sing endi,mbokan pan nyupiri kapal ya ana " ( wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkkw Man Mitro gembuyu kaku )
" daning mobil-mobilan pak" ( Sakmad kaget karo bingung )
" sampeyan dikerjani ding si hepi karo heri,nyong kwe dagang mobil-mobilan karo kapal-kapalan ,mbokan sampeyan pan nyupiri ya monggo,angger kepengin diarani wong kenthir,wkwkwkwkkwwkkwwkk ( man mitro gembuyu maning )
"aseeeeemmmmmm...tega nemen yah kaeh bocah loro,angger ketemu maning pan tak jak gelut kae bocah,nggih sampun kulo pamit pak,pangapurane nggih kulo mboten ngertos"( Sakmad metu sing nggone man Mitro,ngengkreg maring tempat nongkrongku maning,sing kadohan nyong karo heri wis weruh )
"Priben Mad ,ketrima belih ente ding man mitro?" ( heri takon karo nyrenges )
"kon bocah loro dasar bocah waktu lair ora di adzani tapi dijegugi asu,ora umum wong lagi susah jare dikerjani"...( deweke nyritakna kejadiane )
wkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk...nyong karo heri nggoser gembuyu
' wis Mad ora usah dugal,kyeh medang bae karo udud
( Sakmad njagong njikot rokoke nyong karo nyruput kopine nyong raine merah meruh nemen,pan ngamuk ora wani,wong ningkono wis akeh bocah he he he he )
semoga terhibur....
( Sumenep - 12 - 06 - 2011 )
